19 years of fabulousness
Anime, Homestuck, yaoi, unicorns and Satan. Also known as the Leaf Queen

nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

(via shotakingamu)

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magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…

He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though

he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

(Source: arrendelle, via snarkeet)

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lovelybrightlights:

gingerin-thetardis:

"Raven what’s on your face.

It is me”

I feel like I’ve met people who are exactly like this.

(Source: liveandletflyy, via neverendingbuttjokes)

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arocketumbler:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

I reeeeally really like this. a whole lot.

arocketumbler:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

I reeeeally really like this. a whole lot.

(Source: cute-decoration, via neverendingbuttjokes)

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18 hours ago

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(via its-looking-gud)

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18 hours ago

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via its-looking-gud)

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18 hours ago

22bottlesofvodka:

I never found yo mama jokes funny until now.

—- Special thanks to Nani for giving me the idea!

(via amewicuh)

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19 hours ago

Hiroshi Kamiya

sweetcheeks-lamegirl:

GOD

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BLESS

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THIS

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MAN’S

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VOICE

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praise

(via hibiyorus)

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19 hours ago

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

(via draconianbullshit)

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20 hours ago

fantasiawandering:

bunjywunjy:

themagicofwaltdisney:

Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack

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finally

FINALLY

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WEREN’T ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????

(via phemiec)

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20 hours ago

shinjaninja:

domain-of-the-bored:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The greatest moment in cinematic history

(Source: genesis-bernkastel, via miketooch)

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20 hours ago

theicarustheory:

The producers talked to Levi before the interview and encouraged him to engage with the interviewer a bit more because his interviews were always so short and direct. Also the tea Petra makes probably helps with his patience too.

(via heiichoudesu)

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21 hours ago

dewound:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

how do you get in there

(via cassietotallyjust)

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