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animpalaoutofhell:

We’re just like Kevin Bacon!

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

(Source: coldcloudsandchaoticstars, via captaincalahaan)

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gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

(via dual-destininies)

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Even when he walks he's sexy.

(Source: lokihiddleston, via thewinchesterswagger)

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atheistpigeon:

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

The tour group

(via did-i-stuttter)

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quaggsires:

aph—ladonia:

kcwhitmore:

youreinmyveinsyoufuckk:

feminist-smaug:

"3D Maneuvering gear requires utmost care, concentration and seriousness." 

she’s perf. I hate when people think she’s useless, yes she has fun and doesn’t take everything seriously but she is talented 

talented? that’s an understatement!

[x]
she’s ranked in the top 10
[x] 
and she attacks a titan with a bow and arrow in a skirt with no 3DMG

[x]

She’s just bad ass and hungry

quaggsires:

aph—ladonia:

kcwhitmore:

youreinmyveinsyoufuckk:

feminist-smaug:

"3D Maneuvering gear requires utmost care, concentration and seriousness." 

she’s perf. I hate when people think she’s useless, yes she has fun and doesn’t take everything seriously but she is talented 

talented? that’s an understatement!

[x]

she’s ranked in the top 10

[x] 

and she attacks a titan with a bow and arrow in a skirt with no 3DMG

[x]

She’s just bad ass and hungry

(Source: mr-greg-universe, via intuitively-orbiting)

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1 day ago

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

(via elukkia)

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dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

(via elukkia)

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1 day ago

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

(via troybakerislove)

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1 day ago

woke-up-on-derse:

ghostystar:

imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 

(Source: mandaara, via sagittarius-rising)

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kasgillan:

Bold What’s true

My first name:

A-F
G-K
L-P
Q-Z
I love my name
I hate my name
My name is hard to pronounce (for non-asians)
My name is boring
I have a nickname

My age:
I am considered a minor
I am over 18
I am under 13
I am between the ages of 13 and 18
I wish I was older
I wish I was younger
I like my age it doesnt suck
I know how to drive
I drink/smoke and I am underage 

My appearance:
I have brown hair
I have blonde hair
I have black hair
I have red hair
I have an unnatural hair color (sometimes)
I’ve dyed my hair before
I’ve gotten highlights/low lights before
I have curly hair
I have straight hair
I have wavy hair
I have frizzy hair
I straighten my hair regularly
I have brown eyes
I have blue eyes
I have grey eyes
I have green eyes
I have hazel eyes

My eyes change color
I use color contacts
I have glasses
I use regular contacts
I got laser eye surgery.
I am under 5’4”
I am over 5’4”
I am under or on 5 foot
I am over or on 6 foot
I love my height
I hate my height 
I am happy with my size
I wish i was skinnier
I wish I was a bit larger
I am trying to lose weight
I have gone on fad diets before
I have taken diet pills and laxatives
I have fasted before (for Ramadan, not for dieting)
I have purged before
I have/had an eating disorder 
My shoe size is a 3-5
My shoe size is 6-8
My shoe size is a 9 or above
It’s hard for me to find shoes that fit  

Style/Makeup:
I shop at stores like Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle
I shop at Hot Topic
I shop at stores like PacSun and Zumiez
I shop at stores like Bloomingdales and Saks
I shop at stores like Forever 21 and Urban Outfitters
I shop at Wal-Mart, Target, and K-Mart 
I shop at H&M , Zara , C&A , New Yorker and River Island 
I hate shopping
I love shopping
I own clothes I bought more than 5 years ago
I own a designer purse 
I love over-sized tote bags
I hate skinny jeans
I wear high-waisted jeans
I love buying shoes
I own a pair of converse
I love Uggs 
I love flip-flops
I get my nails done regularly 
I wear perfume
I hate pedicures
I wear fake eyelashes
I wear a lot of makeup
I wear a small bit of makeup
I don’t wear any makeup 
I wear eyeliner every day
I wear lipstick every day
I wear lip liner every day
I love Burt’s Bees
I feel uncomfortable wearing mini skirts
I wear a lot of low cut shirts to show cleavage
I like high heels
I can’t walk in high heels
I love wedges
I love jeans
I wear thongs and g-strings only if im wearing leggings or a dress/skirt
I wear granny panties
I wear regular underwear
I buy all of my bras from Victoria’s Secret
I love Victoria’s Secret’s PINK line

School:
I am in middle school
I am in high school
I am a high school dropout
I am home schooled
I went to a private school
I went to a Catholic school
I have skipped a grade 
I have been held back a grade
I have Honors marks
I am in one or more advanced classes
I am in regular classes
My favorite class is English
I love science
I hate English
I love math
I am currently failing one or more classes
I have straight A’s
I have straight B’s
I have C’s or D’s
I get a variety of marks depending on my course
I love my teachers
I hate my teachers
I want to graduate now
I love high school
I am in band or choir
I am in one or more school clubs
I am in school sports 
I am on a Varsity or JV team
I am in drama club

My friends:
I have a best friend
I have multiple best friends
I have many acquaintances
My friends are crazy but I love them
My friends and I do everything together
I have a lot of guy friends
I have equal girl and guy friends
I have had the same best friend since kindergarten
My best friends change like I change my underwear
My friends and I get into many fights


Significant others:
I have a boyfriend/girlfriend
I am single
I have hooked up with one or more guys
I have never been in a real relationship
I am straight
I am hella gay
I am bisexual
I am boy-crazy 
I have dated a friend’s ex
I have never been kissed
I have had an abortion
I was pregnant in high school
I have/had an STD
I am saving myself until marriage 
I am waiting for the right person to have sex with 
I lost my virginity when I was 13 or under
I love tall guys
I would date someone shorter than me
I focus on personality
I love green eyes
I love blue eyes
I don’t care about eye color
Facial hair is sexy on boys 
Tattoos and piercings are sexy on boys
I love preps 
I love nerds
I would date someone in the army

Family:
I love my parents
My parents annoy me
My parents are embarrassing
My parents are strict
My parents don’t care what I do
I tell my parents everything
I don’t tell my parents much
I have 1+ brother(s) 
I have 1+ sister(s) 
I am the oldest
I am in the middle
I am the youngest
I am an only child
I have a sibling in college/university
I babysit my siblings
I love my grandparents
One or more of my grandparents are alive
I have family reunions


Other stuff:
I am a grammar nazi 
I love erasers
Chocolate is sex
I am pro-choice
I am pro-life
I believe in evolution
I believe in creation 
I am a Democrat 
I am a Republican
I don’t know what I am 
I love Bush
I check the computer daily
I use MSN
I love Facebook
I love MySpace
I love Twitter
I love Tumblr
I hate people that TYpE liiKe ThIIs 0r Th!$ oR tHiSsIsSSs
I love Chinese food

(Source: allydiafeels, via fanfiction-addict)

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1 day ago
raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO
NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

raphnarock:

stirpicus:

cyclonemetal:

in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.

Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

OMG HE’S TOTORO

NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

(via sacred-cows)

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2 days ago
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